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Old 03-01-2008, 05:16 pm   #1
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While at my tuner's...

A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..."

My tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you' re not sure what a 710

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OMG that is too funny JB!!
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Two blondes walk into the garage.

You'd think ONE of them would've seen it!
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